Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Dogman Diaries Episode 6: Claire's K9's




Claire Hague gradually realizes strange, over six foot tall, upright-walking, Dogmen are threatening her family farm.



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  1. First! Dog is the word!

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    1. Can dogman be trained like a dog?would be great for a guard dog and he could wash the dishes as well xx

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    2. Pawsitively they can be trained. You just have to make sure they get along with your cats or else they're all like "Don’t stop retrieving, hold on to that feline."

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  2. Me and Joergerella
    We put it all together
    And we can drive home.....
    With one Joerg light.

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    1. 'Round here Joerg always stand up straight
      'Round here Joergy radiates

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    2. Aint that just like a Joerg
      Running wild and running free
      We were rebels chasing time against the Joerg
      And sometimes i long for just one night
      Of the way i felt back then
      Aint that just like a Joerg
      It always is

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    3. Joergy is a friend,
      Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
      But lately something's changed
      It ain't hard to define
      Joergy's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

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    4. Thats the night that the lights went out in Georgia
      Thats the night that the hung an innocent Joerg
      Don't trust your Joerg to no backwoods southern lawyer
      Cause the judge in the towns got Joergstains on his Joerg!

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    5. Daddy please don't
      It wasn't Iktomi's fault
      Joe means so much to me
      Daddy please don't
      We're gonna get Joergied
      Just you wait and see!

      So run, Joergy run, Joergy run!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUVZsu36SW4



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    6. It seems like yesterday
      But it was long ago
      Joergy would love me and was the queen of my nights
      There in the darkness with the Joergy playing low and...

      The secrets that we shared
      The mountains that we Joerged
      Caught like a wildfire out of control
      Till there was nothing left to Joerg and nothing left to lose.

      And i remember what Joerg said to me
      How he swore that it never would end
      I remember how Joerg held me oh so tight
      I only wish i didn't Joerg now what i didn't know then
      Against the Joerg
      I was running against the Joerg.

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    7. ^Good one 8:27

      Joerg totally committed
      To major independence
      but he's a lady through and through...

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    1. Hello my dear friend Joerg.

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  4. Claire, time to move to the city.

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  5. Awesome Catman!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS2ByWfqTw

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  6. These creatures may be using mud and twigs as some sort of ceremonial mask.

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    1. Just for camo to blend in.

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    2. DS, why bother with having ads on your videos if you're not trying to make money from cryptozoology?

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    3. DS should smear mud and twig camo on his face to get closer and less blurry shots.

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    4. 10:09, If you watch my video's i'm manually focusing my camera, so i can get the best shot...No one will have a better more clear pic than me, because of this camera feature. These creatures blur the best camera's!

      I'm not "Trying" to make money from this, but sooner or later, i will be on TV, in the History books, and money will be coming in. I monetize my vids, just in case there is one that goes viral....I plan on opening a Mega-Church with the money.

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    5. ^No one else's camera has a manual focus?

      Creatures blur the best cameras? How come I've seen clear shots of cheetahs and peregrine falcons?

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    6. I didn't say others don't have it.

      Only these Cryptids blur the camera (Another tell tale sign, it is a Cryptid creature)

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    7. You said that no one will get a better picture than you specifically because of your camera's manual focus feature but now you leave the possibility that other's have manual focus.

      What is your scientific explanation for cryptids blurring the camera?

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    8. I don't think DS is the top cryptozoologist. Mark Anders bigfoot photos are much sharper than Dr Squatches.

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    9. I'm not a camera expert, but under the assumption my camera has a unique feature.

      I believe God made them not to be seen.....My theory is that they are either shaking (vibrating) or letting off some sort of heat, that distorts the camera.

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    10. You aren't going to catch these creature out in the open during the day, NO WAY, NO HOW!

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    11. Mark Anders' Bigfoot look real. Yours look like twigs and leaves that you have to outline and circle just so people can see the same pareidolia you see.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLMxFBMrvA8

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    12. Since you admit to not being a camera expert your assumption that your camera has a unique feature holds no weight.

      If you believe God made cryptids not to be seen then why do you claim to have photos of something God made to not be seen?

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    13. Because God is allowing me to see them!

      Jeremiah 33:3King James Version (KJV)
      "Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and show thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not."

      I'm pretty sure my camera is the only one with this feature, it would have a patent on it.

      11:28, show me the video that mark anders gets these bigfoot.....THERE'S YOUR ANSWER, THEY AREN'T AVAILABLE = FAKE!!

      I HAVE AT LEAST 50 PICS, THAT ARE CLEAR AS DAY!!

      I outline, because it takes YEARS to train your eyes to see them...i can't guarantee people will see what i see, so i outline out of courtesy.

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    14. God has allowed Mark Anders to obtain good Bigfoot photos as well:

      Jeremiah 33:3King James Version (KJV)
      "Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and show thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not."

      Anders must have a unique camera function as well.

      He also has over 50 pics, clear as day.

      Mark Anders has been at it longer than you so he must have better eye training.

      Keep at it DS, you'll get there.



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    15. Nope! mark does not show the video's!! I show every video, and the time stamp that i found the creature, nothing to hide, no charge!

      Trust me, his pics are 1000% fake!! Again, these creatures are not going to be out in the open.
      Someone go ahead and email Mark, tell him Dr. Squatch said he is a Phony, and Doc wants the video proof!!

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    16. This is what they look like, camo masters, not out in the open, clear as day, as Mark "The Phony" Anders would have you believe.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeF5DryFhE

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    17. DS, Matthew 7:1-3King James Version (KJV)

      Judge not, that ye be not judged.

      For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

      And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

      I've heard others say that Dr Squatch's pics are 1000% fake.

      Mark Anders is the top cryptozoologist. He's the real deal.

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    18. Anders has tracked down Komodo Dragons in California. All you've done is circled twigs and berries.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGuQfjYii0

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    19. Not ONE person has said, or proved any of my 2,000 vids fake. Mark has a reputation of being a hoaxer, I do not.

      IT'S REAL SIMPLE, REAL, REAL SIMPLE, WHERE THE HECK ARE THE VIDEO'S THAT SHOW HIS CREATURES WALKING AWAY????????? WHY ONLY STILL PICS, AND NO VIDEO?

      YEP, HOAXER!!

      C'MON, HAVE MARK PROVE ME WRONG, I WILL BE THE 1ST ONE TO APOLOGIZE, AND YES, I WILL ADMIT HE'S #1

      NEVER, EVER, EVER, GONNA HAPPEN!!

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    20. THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE CAN JUDGE ACCORDING TO GOD'S WORD!

      GOD DOES NOT LIKE HIDDEN THINGS/SECRETS RIGHT? YOUR BUDDY ANDERS IS HIDING SOMETHING!!

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    21. You just claimed that God made cryptids to be hidden and now you say God does not like secret things. Make up your mind.

      Dr Squatch, you're known as a hoaxer AND a troll.

      Here is a Mark Anders Bigfoot walking away. Where's yours?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UO2DELd5gU

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    22. DS is just a troll. He doesn't believe any of this. Its all for youtube hits. DS is a youtube partner, and runs ads in his videos. This means he is making at bare minimum, 2.50 per 1000 views. This is why he is doing all this stuff. Its just to try and get some youtube money. We all know DS is a hoaxer, and whats worse, a nephew coeercer. His hoaxes number in the 100's.

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    23. Not some choppy edited video, i want the entire footage! God can do whatever He wants he's God...He said he would reveal the hidden things. You sound like a Christian, so I take it you know that the more you Study, the more God reveals to us....No one researchers more than i do, and God has shown me a ton in the last few years.
      If Mark is going to show that creature (which looks photoshopped to me) why not show the original footage.

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    24. 1:22, I will give you $50,000 if you can prove anything you claim.

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    25. DS may be a demon.

      Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

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    26. DS is a false Christian

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    27. ^ True. DS is very deceptive and some may suggest satanist.

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    28. MMG what a joke this idiot is, probably asked him upwards of 50x to prove my evidence wrong, and man as you can see his futile attempt at a character attack, just isn't going to make the evidence disappear.
      LOL

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    29. DS, you are demonic and will be punished!

      Proverbs 19:9

      A false witness will not go unpunished, And he who tells lies will perish.

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  7. Mark Anders is obviously heaven sent and the top cryptozoologist but DS tell me that you're not saying that one can't be a good Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist cryptozoologist???

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    1. Bigfoot do NOT look like what Mark Anders would have you believe.

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    2. Why should anyone provide you personal information on people?

      Bigfoot do NOT look like what Dr. Squatch would have you believe.

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    3. Being a Christian is not "Personal information"....I know he's not a Christian, would have been answered ASAP!

      Everyone knows i'm a Christian, everyone knows i'm #1, Mark Anders name doesn't even come up!

      Why does he have the same black figure, over and over? No different colored one's, no Dogmen, yeah right!

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    4. If someone asks if Dr Squatch is a Christian I can't provide an answer either because some say he's a false Christian, just the opposite of a Christian.

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  8. This is eye opening. DS may be the devil.

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    1. DS spits pea soup in the Exorcist.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDLcjF15o8k

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    2. DS = proud bible defacer.

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  9. DS who are you voting for, probably your soul mate Hillary, you demon!

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