Saturday, April 29, 2017

Are Bigfoot Really Slow Sluggish Creatures?



Is there compelling evidence that bigfoot is not a slow lumbering creature?




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  1. Oh, snap! Am I, am I....first? Should I just publish this post so that I can cement my firstness and not allow others to outfirst me? Am I that confident in myself? Here goes-----

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  2. KABOOOOMMMMM! Meat Pig in Bacon Tree eating RatFish!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Does it have a stick for a willy? xx

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    2. How long until DS starts posting pics of bigfoot interacting with bigfoot?

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  3. The maximal speed that a sasquatch is capable of attaining has not been reliably tracked, although many casual reports refer to observers driving in a vehicle parallel to a running sasquatch or a sasquatch running with galloping horses. Before rejecting unbelievable sounding speeds or step intervals, it is well worth keeping human records in mind. For example, the world record walking speed over 20 km is about 11 mph, the top running burst speed about 27 mph, the longest single jump near 30 feet and the longest triple jump - in effect three running steps - about 60& feet, all this with a physique of decidedly smaller scale than that of a sasquatch. Extrapolation from step lengths and observed running cadence (about 140 steps/min) suggests a top speed of the sasquatch of 35-40 mph, the speed of a galloping horse.

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    1. Bigfoot running next to cars, LOL, WHERE THE PROOF FOR THAT??? Did Meldrum or Bindernagel have that posted somewhere?
      Iktomi doesn't post here, and never will, LOL!

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    2. Before I mailed Bindernagel my KABOOM! raccoon stool sample I told him that I seen a cloaked Mouseman ride on a Squatch's back for a quarter mile at a good clip.

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    3. KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt5xd3jwdAg

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    4. DS collects evidence, Meldrum collects a paycheck.

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    5. Thats the biggest pile of horse crap i have ever heard Joe. lol. You sound every bit as bad as the hippies who claim to be in touch with reptoid sky people.

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