Friday, July 15, 2016

Orangutans Gone Wild!


Orangutans are strong and docile creatures but sometimes they may need persuasion to let go if they grab on to someone they like. The video below is very recent and actress Julia Robert's 1996 orangutan encounter is the second video.

The title of the first video misidentifies orangutans as chimpanzees.

35 comments:

  1. Orangs are slow mofos but once they grab onto a chica it going to take a crowbar pry them apart.

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    1. Those videos are missing a brazzers logo.

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    2. Why was Roberts teasing that 'tan?

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    3. Julia Roberts is a hack. Same ilk as rotten Clooney.

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    1. I have reviewed the evidence and now claim you are not Joerg.

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    2. Unfortunately, Joe is indeed Joerg. I know this for a fact, and suspect that 9:09 is Joe himself posting anonymously.

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    3. Now behave this is a serious blog xx

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    4. No one is missbehaving here PIB. I simply know that Joe is the same guy that goes by the name Joerg. Thats all.

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    5. Let me get this straight. A real living discovered documented classified verified bigfoot of sorts, the orangutan, is wantoning detaining fair maiden and you're concerned about whether someone's name is Joerg or not?

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    6. Yes, many are concerned about the Joerg matter. Joes real name (Joerg) is now a trending verb in bigfoot society. Over at bigfoot evidence, i have seen people talking about Joerging on a summers day, and Joerging for a drive in a car. I think that is pretty dag on serious to me. If i am going to start using the name Joerg as a verb when it comes to bigfoot, i sure as heck want to know the truth behind the name. And the truth is, that Joe is Joerg. You should be concerned as well.

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    7. I've reviewed your evidence in the past and determined that Joerg is not Joe F or Iktomi. Post a link to the site again where someone was named Joerg. They did not have the same writing style. You think you are on to something but you are wrong and what difference would it make if his real name is Joerg? It might not even be Joe F although the full spelling of his last name whited out the comment like a curse word on the other blog.

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    8. You tell me chief. What website was it that made people realize that Joerg and Joe were the same people. You claimed your reviewed the evidence, so you would know that. So please do show where the writing styles were different. lol. They were the exact same. So much so, that the exact same quotes Joerg posted were the same ones that "joe" posted. Literally word for word. But evidence like this probably fails you. Afterall, you probably believe that DS captured footage of a clint eastwood looking catman. So show me. Its your burden. Show me the website you reviewed as "evidence". And show me how the writing style differs. Show me how using the exact same quotes would be feasibly possible when dealing with fringe bigfoot research. I await your counter evidence.

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    9. Weak. You're obsessed with Joe/Iktomi. Post a link to the "exact same quotes" Joerg made as you claim. Joe's not Dutch or whatever you claim. He's Welch. Why would Bigfoot Evidence white-out posting Joe's last name, Fitzgerald, if he hadn't asked them to stop? You may be Joe trying to stop people thinking you're Joe F from Wales.

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    10. Who are you referring to as Joe? Let me ask you 4:59, do you think joe and lktomi are the same person? Are there writing styles the same? Lets see if you have integrity.

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    11. And you are still asked to post a link to the writing style of Joerg that is so different than lktomi. Remember, you have reviewed my evidence. Therefore you should be able to easily post up that evidence to show your points. I am waiting.

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    12. Joe Fitzgerald is the same person as Iktomi(peace, cringe, dear,etc....) Joe/Iktomi says he is not college educated, copies and pastes a lot, and seems to try to sound or appear educated.

      However, Joerg claims to be a Phd and his native tongue is not English. Just to humor you, a Joerg quote from doubtfulnews, which I can only guess is the same Joerg you are referring to since you won't post a link.


      Joerg Hensiek
      November 4, 2013 at 5:37 PM
      I watched the whole episode. EVERYBODY who watched it and who has just a little bit knowledge about human evolution realized that Sykes supposed an ARCHAIC Homo sapiens and not a modern Homo sapiens sapiens at the end of the show, after he had examined all the evidence (DNA and skull morphology). The slave theory was just Syke`s first reaction after 15 minutes or so of the show. Anyway, I doubt that the descendants of 16th century slaves could and would have suvived in the higher Caucasus for centuries without any kind of civilization. They would have died or would have migrated to more hospitable regions – or would have been killed or captured by slave hunters. Just a thought from someone who has been to the Caucasus several times and did a PhD on Georgian history (and therefore knows a litle bit on the Ottoman slave trade in the region). Ah, and please excuse my bad English."

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    13. By the way 6:51, are you the individual is posting "Joerg my face..." on Bigfoot Evidence?

      Be honest.

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    14. I can easily post a link, but you claim to hav studied evidence i have posted. What you are telling me though, is that you have not studied the evidence i have posted, since you don't even know the website that has been quoted before. So basicall you lied in regards to "studying the evidence i posted". Secondly, you must not Joe's postings very well at all, or know the story of why Joes last name was banned. I can tell you if you would like though. Joe has been caught posting under many names over the years not relating to the Joe Fitzgerald name at all. For instance, right now, lktomi claims that he is not Joe Fitzgerald and everytime he is asked about it, he says "Who's Joe?". Yet it indeed is obviously the same person as Joe Fitzgerald, yet he claims it is not. So if he was posting as Joerg on another website, would he admit to it, or deny it? Since he won't even acknowledge he is the same person as lktomi.

      So do you really put it past him to say that he has or hasn't a Phd? Because he wouldn't lie about that if he was pretending to be another person, right? You also don't seem to recognize that Joe is basically the only person at bigfoot evidence that frequently capitalizes random words in his paragraphs. Joerg does the same.

      In addition, if you have paid attention to lktomi/joes postings over the years, you will know that the above quote from Joerg (which i was not referring too at all in my originial comments) is exactly what Joe is always preaching. I mean those are Joe/lktomi's exact thoughts on the Sykes issue. You couldn't have done a better job of pulling a quote from the net to prove my point. That is the exact arguement that Joe uses all the time with sykes.

      So do you know Joe? Do you know he is from Wales? Or are you just taking the word of some random dude on the internet? Funny how Joe speaks fluent american english slang.

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    15. What a couple of weirdos! Get a room with Joe and ball up like worms. Ha!

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    16. Orangutans are attacking our women and that guys worried that Iktomi has different identities.

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    17. These orangs could be recruited by ISIS.

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    18. ^ They could be? Try they already have orangutan training camps set up in Northern Syria.

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    19. Okay 7:39 Mr Phd in Itomki, why does BE censor the word Fitzgerald?

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  3. Julia Roberts recalls the incident disturbingly excited.

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    1. There has been a big debate as to what the orangutan's intent was with Julia Roberts. There have been attacks.

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    2. ^ That opens up a BIG discussion that gets dicey.

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    3. That should give a tiny, tiny sense of what a Bigfoot would be up to.

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  4. Orangatan's are so cuddly and friendly looking, I want to just hug one ! :)

    It's just me,
    Ricky:)

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    1. Ricky, why are orangutans so slow and plodding but chimps are explosive and gorillas can be when the need to be?

      They seem to be the only slo-mo great ape. Has anyone seen an explosive orangutan?

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    2. That's a good question. I don't know why Orangutans move along so slow. Maybe it's just their fat bellies. Tee Hee:)

      It's just me,
      Ricky:)

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    3. You may have a point, Ricky. However, I have found one orangumonkey with quick reflexes:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwlPzIhDEdM

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  5. Has Dr Squatch found any more movie stars in the woods lately?

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